Get paid for sharing work you actually like

If you connect with what we make and want to point people our way, we’ll give you a cut. Nothing complicated. Nothing slimy. No “influencer culture” nonsense.

You get a custom link.
Someone buys something because of you.
You get paid.
End of story.

This is for people who:

• make things

• understand small-batch art

• care about gritty, honest work

• want to support independent artists

• prefer straightforward systems to hype

If that sounds like you, you’ll fit fine.

Join the Program

HOW IT WORKS

Step 1:

Apply. We look for people whose tone matches ours — no fake enthusiasm, no forced branding.

Step 2:

Get approved. We send your custom link.

Step 3:

Share when and how you want.
No posting quotas. No brand scripts.

Step 4:

Get paid monthly for any sales that come through you.

That's it.

WHY JOIN 

No hype. No fake promises. Just the truth.

• You get to support independent art.

• You make money without changing your personality.

• You help keep small-batch design alive.

• You only share what you actually care about.

• You keep your creative freedom.

• We don’t tell you how to talk, post, or “be on brand.”

• You’ll never be asked to pretend anything.

If someone resonates with our work because of you, good.
You should get a piece of that.

COMMISSION STRUCTURE 

Standard Rate:

20 percent on every sale through your link.

High-Volume Tier:

If you consistently bring in sales, we bump you to 25 percent.
No drama. No tests.

Payouts:

Monthly.
Clean and simple.

Cookie Window:

30 days. If someone clicks thanks to you, you get credit even if they come back later.

Transparency:

You’ll see every sale that came from you.
We don’t hide anything.

Apply to the Gargle Jack Affiliate Program

We’re looking for creators, artists, musicians, DIY humans, and people who move through the world with some grit and intention. If you get what we do, and your people might too, we’d like to have you on board.

Fill out the form.
Tell us who you are and where you lurk online.
We’ll review it and get back to you soon.

No pressure. No hoops. Just clarity.

Join the Program

AFFILIATE TERMS (PLAIN-LANGUAGE EDITION)

• You get a custom affiliate link.

• If someone buys through that link, you get 20 percent.

• If you bring in consistent sales, we bump it to 25 percent.

• Payouts happen monthly.

• We don’t control what you post or how you talk about us.

• You can stop anytime.

• We can end the partnership if something goes sideways ethically.

• No weird restrictions.

• No multi-level nonsense.

• No hidden rules.

• Just a straightforward partnership.